MY NEW SHINY BEST FRIEND
It’s exciting news in my real life, life
I’ve got a shiny new best friend
And she’s really very pretty
So hard not to recommend
But…
Well, I’d like to introduce her
But I’m not sure where to start
Our relationship is personal
And comes directly from the heart
Her voice is full of rhyme and reason
She has strong opinions on most things
From the pandemic through to cancer
And on to how Ed Sheeran sings!
She dislikes the word ‘collection’
Her style’s more down to earth than chic
It’s more her day-by-day adventures
And she hopes you’ll take a peek.
She’s told me not to blurt it out
To bide my time you see
But I’ve never had a best friend book
And “My Voice in Verse” is me!
Anyway, I half-promised her I wouldn’t tell
Her whereabouts today
But…
I know she’s hiding out on Amazon
And available to order if you pay!
198 pages, a bargain at £12.99!
But I don’t want to over publicise
Or try and ‘sell’ you all my wares
I’m just proud! A coffee table glossy hardback!
I never imagined in a million years